WITH little of consequence occurring in the world, it has fallen to the Guardian to expose the vile anti-Semitic and racist slurs that the leader of the Reform Party espoused as a teenager. The UK has been convulsed by a series of jolting revelations, each more disturbing than the last.
Underscoring its credentials as an investigative journal, this exposé is very much in the tradition of legendary editor C P Scott.
While the disclosures and recollections of contemporaries threaten to derail Farage’s seemingly unstoppable political ascent, TCW learns that something far more damaging has come into the possession of the Guardian, namely a diary that he kept as a schoolboy at Dulwich College. This bombshell document could shake the very foundations of Britain’s febrile political scene, and once and for all cast Nigel Farage and his motley crew into a deserved political wilderness.
We have had access to what will be revealed in the coming weeks and publish some pertinent extracts accompanied by the Guardian’s observations and interpretations. We make no apology for printing this sickening catalogue of bigoted jottings and hope that its dissemination to a wider audience will do nothing but good in the body politic of the UK.
April 4, 1977: Yowzers!! It’s you know who’s birthday today and hoping for lots of pressies. Made list which includes:
Escape from Colditz – Board game (UK Edition)
Anything from the Airfix Luftwaffe range, but would really like a Focke-Wulf Fw 190A-8/F-8 or failing that a Messerschmitt Me410A-1
Analysis: Clearly this shows that at 13 years old the adolescent Farage was a putative Nazi sympathiser and someone likely to espouse fascist views. What a pity his teachers failed to pick up on this trait.
April 4, 1977: Lovely birthday party at home and got video collection of It Ain’t Half Hot Mum. We all love sitting down to watch it and I think Windsor Davies is brilliant as Battery Sergeant Major Williams, although I am not so keen on the Gloria character played by Melvyn Hayes. My favourite is Bearer Rangi Ram played by Michael Bates.
Went to the Gaumont Farnborough with close friend Peter ‘Mr Memory Man’ Ettedgui to watch A Bridge Too Far – good film, followed up by a curry at Bombay Palace on the high street. Personally I found the meal a bit spicy.
Analysis: Once more, Farage’s obsession with Germany and Nazi history is well to the fore. Interestingly, his dislike of the character ‘Gloria’ in It Ain’t Half Hot Mum is perhaps a pointer to his well-documented homophobic manner. Farage’s enjoyment at a white man playing an Indian speaks volumes. His distaste at Indian cuisine should come as no surprise to those unlucky enough to have encountered this individual. It’s all too reminiscent of working-class holidaymakers to Spain complaining of ‘foreign muck’ when served dishes such as paella. Equally concerning is the use of the word Bombay when it would have obviously been Mumbai.
April 14, 1977: Just got over a cold and Mum took me to pictures as a treat to watch The Spy Who Loved Me. Barbara Bach as KGB Agent Anya Amasova is hot stuff. Have sent off for poster for bedroom wall – special delivery!!
Analysis: Nothing that we are not now aware of. Even at a young age Farage had already developed an unhealthy obsession with all things Russian. We are following up on the poster angle; if this story is correct, it will go a long way to explaining his allegiance to Putin.
April 21, 1977: Boring Saturday night at home. Nothing good on TV, watched Black and White Minstrel Show. Went to bed early, finished reading Biggles in the Orient (present from Auntie Joyce).
Analysis: Even allowing for different societal attitudes, nothing can take away from Farage’s casual admission and acquiescence in sitting down (seemingly untroubled) and watching such a disgusting and deplorable so-called entertainment show of grown white men in ‘blackface’ serenading white and always attractive women. It would not require a huge leap to imagine the Farage household lighting a burning cross in their back garden post transmission.
Biggles as reading material and in particular ‘in the Orient’ goes a long way to explaining Farage’s closeness to China.
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These extracts, and his confession that he viewed Love Thy Neighbour and was allowed to stay up to watch Bernard Manning at The Wheeltapper and Shunters Social Club, are further proof that Nigel Farage is a deeply flawed human being who should be excised from a modern inclusive and diverse society.
Next week: Boris Johnson admits to watching Till Death Us Do Part.
