And here is proof that Saturday night’s alright for fighting, as the old song says.
Turns out, if you’re a ‘silly’ or ‘stupid’ youth in Mayor Brandon ‘Bear of Little Brains’ Johnson’s Chicago, Saturday night on a long weekend will do just fine.
See, what you do is break out the party favors, call a ‘block party’ – which, believe me, is very different than the ones your parents used to have with potato salad, grilled dinner items, and cold cans of Miller Highlife with well-behaved neighbors on someone’s patio – and generally raise hell.
First, the numbers. Somewhere around 500 exuberant attendees or so generally means it’s a success.
Hopefully, they bring those party favors I was talking about. Remember those string foam shooting little cans?
So passé these days. Kids go bigger and better.
Typical night in Chicago: Teens spraying a CPD vehicle with a fire extinguisher.
Another teen rides atop the CPD car.
Chicago does not have to live like this. pic.twitter.com/riiHeb2Ly6
— Chicago Contrarian (@ChicagoContrar1) May 24, 2026
Kids these days are also out a little later than we used to roam, especially when they’re having such a good time with all their little friends.
Police had been in the area of Washburne and Throop since Saturday night, managing a large teen block party. Justin Peters, head of Chitown Crime Chasers, estimated 500 people were involved.
By around midnight, police supervisors began towing vehicles to clear streets and stop more people from arriving by car. But the crowd continued to grow and become increasingly unruly. CPD brought in teams from districts across the city to carry out the effort, but the sheer size of the crowd, which at times broke into fights and pepper spray battles, made it difficult for some officers to get close to the scene.
This is what the ‘block party’ crowd looked like.
BREAKING | Multiple Officers Struck by Vehicle During Crowd Response in Chicago
Police say multiple officers were struck by a vehicle near 13th St & Loomis during a large crowd response early Saturday morning.
Hundreds of people had gathered near Roosevelt Rd & Loomis St,… pic.twitter.com/Ax20yXESPX
— Citizen (@CitizenApp) May 24, 2026
Blows our little furtive underaged beerfests in a cornfield with fifteen people all to hell.
So, the cops towing didn’t seem to slow the party down a bit – you know how silly youths are when they get all fired up – because three hours later, didn’t it all go wrong completely.
Wrong-way driver, wrong. I’m sure that’s the excuse.
…At approximately 2:51 a.m., the deputy chief notified dispatchers that westbound Roosevelt Road was being reopened, according to police radio transmissions. About three minutes later, witnesses said a westbound vehicle traveling on Roosevelt slammed into a crowd of people at Loomis Street.
“My violence prevention team was helping, pushing the crowd back and then this car just came out of nowhere and just plowed through the whole crowd,” Peters said in a video posted to Facebook. “There are several police officers who are on the ground.”
🚨 CPD OFFICERS STRUCK BY WRONG-WAY TEEN DRIVER
Hundreds of teens gathered in University Village early this morning near Roosevelt and Loomis, triggering a large police response.
An 18-year-old driving a blue sedan the wrong way slammed into officers. All are in fair condition.… pic.twitter.com/IsFbDjvF5P
— Jen (@IlliniJen) May 24, 2026
Hundreds of teens gathered in University Village early this morning near Roosevelt and Loomis, triggering a large police response.
An 18-year-old driving a blue sedan the wrong way slammed into officers. All are in fair condition.
Driver arrested. Weapon recovered. Gunshots heard on scene.
Meanwhile, @ChicagosMayor is more concerned about the terminology for teen takeovers than the safety of our officers.
Prayers for the injured officers. Wishing them a speedy and full recovery.
I wonder how a weapon wound up in the teenager’s wrong way car?
Or am I not supposed to ask?
And the officers are in ‘fair’ condition, which is certainly not great by any stretch of the imagination.
The Bear of ‘law enforcement is a sickness‘ Little Brains certainly won’t allow anyone to inquire if it’s up to him.
…This is days after Chicago Mayor Brandon “Tiny” Johnson said, “Last week we made multiple arrests at a gathering and then another gathering happened the following week. If we think we can arrest our way to safety, we are wrong. We ask police to do too much.”
But the big old block party/demolition derby was only one of the hotspots in Johnson’s anti-cop Chicago last night.
If you wanted chaos, it sure sounds like you didn’t have to travel far to find it. Maybe it even came to you whether you wanted it or not.
Welcome to the kickoff weekend of another #SummerOfJoy in #Chicago
Out of the gate we have kids making #SillyDecisions and being out on the street in groups at 3AM. And groups of yutes are where #MassShootings like to occur, like this one in the 2500 block of South Washtenaw https://t.co/LFcVqYzTyz
— WindyCity Weather and News (@WindyCityWxMan) May 24, 2026
What a great place.
🚨BREAKING: 21 people shot, including children across Chicago so far this weekend, mass shooting last night & 5 police officers hospitalized after being mowed down by an 18-year-old at a teen takeover on the West Side.
Chicago is a total war zone ruled by Democrats. pic.twitter.com/sHJYobLlkd
— Dapper Detective (@Dapper_Det) May 24, 2026
And that’s just the Saturday night of a long weekend.
Gracious.
Gonna be a helluva summer in that big blue city.
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