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Blame it all on white men and Brexit: The world according to Gary Snivel

TCW Defending Freedom has heard from angry middle-aged EU fanatic, socialist, TV pundit, multi-millionaire and ex-footballer Gary Snivel. He bemoans the state of the nation caused by low-income, angry middle-aged white men who voted for Brexit.

SICK as a parrot I was when I saw them. There were dozens of ’em. It’s outrageous! When I was on my way to collect the money from one of my launderettes in Salford I saw one on a lamp post just across the road. I immediately jumped out of my Bentley Continental and pulled it down and burnt it.

These union flags make my blood boil. They are put up by angry middle-aged white men who voted for Brexit. They are nothing more than a symbol of hatred. They generate division in our communities and cause members of our minority communities to go on murderous rampages.

When I was a professional footballer, before Brexit ruined the game, I played with people from all over Manchester. They came from Wythenshawe, from Moss Side and even from Didsbury. Some of them were quite posh, but we all worked together as a team. You could say we were a band of brats. But on no occasion did we feel we had to put up a flag. If I saw a St George’s flag at a football match I would look away, and never once was I tempted to sing the national anthem.

And I’ll tell you something else. Have you noticed how since Brexit the price of quails’ eggs has nearly tripled? Do you know how much it costs now to buy a Bentley Continental? And have you ever tried to get a Polish plumber to finish the bathrooms in your property developments? All these things are the fault of angry middle-aged white men who voted for Brexit.

And what about the weather? Since Brexit it has done nothing but rain. We just can’t have middle-aged white men driving round in vans and cars as if they are not destroying the atmosphere.

We have all got to calm down. We need to take down these awful union flags. If these people really want to put up a flag they should put up a Palestinian flag or a Pride flag. 

What we need to do is rejoin the European Union ASAP. We need to get behind Sir Keir and we need to support his efforts to pull this country out of the black hole.

I know some of your readers will think this is just another Gary footballer spouting off about things he doesn’t know anything about, but I’ve seen many Brexit-supporting, angry middle-aged white men in my time. I saw them on Saturday afternoons when I was a footballer. They were mostly overweight and badly dressed. They were probably drunk and had ugly wives. But at least they paid my wages. 

What fools they were.

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