Culture War

The Countryside Code for racists

IT WAS left to national treasure and veteran TV presenter John Craven to publicly reveal what for a long time has been an open secret: the British countryside is hideously and systemically racist. The fact that there are still some individuals who believe that the great outdoors is accessible for all parts of society is, […]

They’re coming for your cats and dogs

Over the Easter week we are repeating the five most read articles we have published this year. This is No 4 and it was first published on February 15. NET ZERO not only means no petrol, but also no pets. The authorities haven’t quite told us this yet, but the writing is on the wall. […]

A Rorke’s Drift to the left

WITH electoral disaster looming, the Conservatives need a deliverance like that of Rorke’s Drift, where a handful of British soldiers repelled 4,000 Zulus in 1879, says former Tory Attorney-General Sir Geoffrey Cox.  So what’s likely to happen? Let’s fast-forward to October, where we find Lieutenant Sunak and his troops crouching behind a hastily-constructed barrier of […]

A sinister agenda down on the farm

Over the Easter week we are repeating the five most read articles we have published this year. This is No 5 and it was first published on February 22. FARMING in England is facing a crisis as thousands of farmers have accepted government payments of up to £100,000 to leave their land. The Department for […]

Forget Easter, Diversity Central has other plans

Last week Westminster City Council were embarrassed when it was pointed out that they had a display in a ground-floor window to celebrate Ramadan, but nothing about Easter, the holiest of Christian festivals. They remedied the omission on Maundy Thursday afternoon by placing two chocolate Easter eggs and two cut-out rabbits in another window. As a result of […]

Eavesdropping on the eco-loonies20 – The Conservative Woman

A dialogue illicitly translated from Euroese into pidgin American using budget AI. TrueWHO: We have to resort to these code names, I’m afraid, because of the bad press the far-right rotters keep giving us, with no thanks for the benefit we’re tirelessly providing for World Health. So I’m TrueWHO and you’re BooWHO. BooWHO: Understood, though not very […]

The NHS chief teaching granny to suck Easter eggs

DR Andrew Kelso, the medical director at NHS Suffolk and North East Essex Integrated Care Board, has urged the public not to guzzle Easter eggs (or Gesture eggs as a retailer called Freshstore would prefer them to be known) all in one go. He advised that they should be eaten ‘in moderation’ as the NHS braces […]

My questions for Conspiracy Queen Marianna Spring – The Conservative Woman

HAVE you ever been to a ‘conspiracy theory rally’? The BBC’s disinformation expert Marianna Spring has – well, that’s how she describes it. In a double-page feature in the i newspaper, the young debunker reported from the affluent Devon town of Totnes, where a culture war is waging.  On one side are the metropolitan liberals (woke, faux green and pro-establishment) and on the […]

Praise the Lord, for she is kind

THE Telegraph reports that the Church of England Archdeacon of Liverpool, Miranda Threlfall-Holmes, tweeted that she ‘went to a conference on whiteness last autumn. It was very good, very interesting and made me realise: whiteness is to race as patriarchy is to gender. So yes, let’s have anti whiteness, & let’s smash the patriarchy. That’s not […]